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當英國艦隊在舉行快速演習時，一位議員正在一艘驅逐艦上聚精會神的參觀演習。

當艦長為了展現驅逐艦優異的性能，而正命令全速前進時，

一個水兵走上艦橋，行了個軍禮，對艦長說：「您有一封信，是海軍上將給您的。」

艦長笑逐顏開的說：「把他念出來。」

水兵唸道：「所有犯錯的傻瓜之中，你算是頭一個！你幾乎要把旗艦撞翻了！」

艦長努了努嘴，斜眼看了一下身旁的議員先生。

A teacher had just handed some exam papers back to his class. "Now," he asked,"does anyone have any questions?"

"Yes," one boy spoke up. "I can't read what you've written at the bottom of my paper."

"It says," answered the teacher squinting at the paper, "you must learn to write more clearly."

Late one afternoon a portly gentleman stopped in the toy department of one of our local stores and after looking

over the assortment, spent some time putting a miniature train through its paces.

Finally he said he'd take it. The clerk, wrapping it up, remarked, "I'm sure your child will enjoy playing with this."

"You're right," the man replied. After a brief pause he added, "Guess I'd better take two."